Terrance1st

I'm straight but anyone who wants to watch, feel free, and compliments are always welcome. Most of the time showing and chatting is enough.

I'm here for fun, that being said: wife, gifs, "boy pussy", "boy", "daddy", “gramps”, "bag of bones',"flumpnugget", '
"wiseacre", "geezer","codger", "silver fox", "old coot", "old goat", “ladddy”, “pops”, “pm me" , "phone" "where are you located" “ Sk1pe?” “Fuck toy", ”wooly bugger”, "you bi?", "I'm XX age married and bi, what about you?" "tell me your fantasy?", "you gonna cum?", "what gets you off","yo", will all get you instantly banned.

No interest in claims like "my daughter says you look..." , “My wife says you look(in the unlikely event you are really a couple let her speak for herself and read the next section and be governed accordingly)…”Or any mention of other family members, spurious cousins, friends, pets, past or present political figures, neighbors wife, masturbating in public places, "you want fucky sucky","you wanna see my cam?", “you like chat with me y@@@g girl?”. Any mention of under 21 gets you banned and reported.

Men pretending to be women always give themselves away. Listen, if you use a female name and ask to see my asshole, love crevasse, backdoor, tale pipe, brown eye, chocolate starfish, Hershey highway, poop chute, rusty sheriff's badge, corn hole, rear entry, backside action, ass pounding, rear portal, butty tunnel, bum fun, Greek style, getting pegged, south of the border, playing in the dirt, red rosy, bung hole, cum sump, or anything else you filthy minded fuckers, who will fuck anything with less than 8 legs, comes up with, as your opening gambit well you know exactly what you are as does everyone else. Keep the gay talk to a minimum, it becomes a big fucking turnoff.

Also making your introduction, "lets jerk off together", "lets poach the egg together"paddling the pink canoe", "shucking the corn", "marching the penguin", "celebrate Palm Sunday", "cuffing the carrot", "making waffles",…