Eliza

Hi, I m Eliza, if you see me for the first time I have to admit, my resting face can come off as a bit intimidating—let's just say people often think I’m unapproachable. But once you look beyond that exterior, you’ll discover I’m actually a pretty nice person. I have a spontaneous side that loves to shake things up. Plans? Sure, I make them, but don’t be surprised when they change at a moment’s notice; I thrive on the unexpected!

However, be warned: if you manage to get on my bad side, my feelings can take a dark turn. In those moments, I may wish you to fox off and jokingly to get hit by a meteor, a plane or a piano-sized dick. It’s hyperbole, of course, but it captures just how passionate I can get when I’m upset. Thankfully, those moments are rare. Unless you annoyme often. :)) So better be respectful. :)

When I'm in a good mood, though, you’ll find I can be the sweetest potato in the store—warm, friendly, and ready to spread joy. So, approach me with kindness, and you’ll see the softer side that so many people end up loving!