Sir Darkshine

I am the ruler of a realm far beyond your perception where I command millions upon millions of mindless, obedient, biomechanical drones: I have designed many variants specialized for particular purposes, but all see out their entire lives blissfully wrapped in multiple layers of extremely tight black latex, polished to a perfect shine.

Recently, on a routine expedition, my drones discovered a portal leading to this Universe: A vast and unfamiliar expanse I have decided to conquer and bring into my dominion. Your civilization has the unique privilege and pleasure of being the first to be assimilated, spearheading the further expansion of my empire.

Now, go down on your knees and await your Master's orders.

Visiting your world from 9pm (UTC) most weekdays, and weekends.