Oddy With A Body

About Me 💜Okay so — hi. I'm a 6 ft, 36-year-old Canadian y'allternative Scorpio, who may actually be three raccoons in a trench coat. I'm sarcastic by nature, foul-mouthed, a certified disaster, and incapable of being fake (hello, AuDHD). I'm awkward at everything, but sometimes I'm funny!Irl I'm a horse girl (don't make it weird) and everything you heard about us is true (seriously, don't be weird about it) we're all crazy. I have 5 horses, and ride in the hunter jumper world. I am also a dog trainer with 3 Rottweilers who I compete in dog sports with. I don't sit still well and have about 1000 hobbies, including reading (the smuttier the better) and some video gaming (mostly Assassin's Creed). Shows 💜Public: I will do cum shows when goals are met, that always include a vibrator, and may lead to dildos of varying sizes depending on my mood.Privates: I offer cum shows that may include squirting (but I can't guarantee it yet), anal, some kink, and I can be quite submissive for the right type (I know, hard to believe when I can be such a bitch) . Please chat with me before privates if you're looking for something specific — communication is sexy, don't skip it.Rules 💜💜Be cool, be kind, and don't be a weird creep about it. Disrespect gets you bounced — I'm chill, not a pushover. Treat everyone in the room like a person and we're going to have a great time.💜Dirty talk in tip notes only. If you're not paying me, you can talk to me like a normal human. 💜Don't ask for free shows or beg — it's not a good look and it won't work here.💜Keep it fun! Compliments, tips, and good chat will always get my attention. 💜No sharing personal info — mine or yours. Let's keep this space safe and chill.💜Enjoy the vibe, have fun, and remember: happy Oddy = happy stream!PhotosA little visual chaos, just like me. Enjoy. 💜Schedule 💜I'm usually lurking late evenings and nights, sometimes afternoons — I'm a bit hard to predict, but I tend to be very much a creature of the dark hours.…